This needs no words. It speaks for itself.
tw for transphobia, racism, ableism, self harm, and God knows what else
jesus fucking christ why
The worst part is it’s all true.
So we had a snow day today and my old teacher posted these lovely events from his day
update update: RIP Oscar
Right in the feels, man.
Right in the feels :(
It’s 2 in the morning and I’m laughing hysterically to this. It’s pure genius!
Servo: I grabbed the collection plate. So dinner is on me.
Guess the MST3K Episode…?
Previous Quote Answer: Phantom Planet
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"…unless you can’t provide the wassail, then severe financial penalties to you!"
Ah, Touch of Satan. (I posted about this one awhile ago, but I forgot to write down funny lines.) I’m so happy that this and Pod People are both on Netflix. This movie stars some blond guy, a lady I don’t know, and that one dude from Giant Spider Invasion! Truly, a star-studded cast.
Tom: “If you say ‘my squad car,’ I’ll saw you in half!”
Crow: “I thought of a Secret Santa gift for these people, Mike: ‘How to Hide a Murder Weapon.’”
Mike (of the about-to-be-murdered guy): “I have a feeling he’s gonna live a long, full life.”
Tom: “Time to go be a general in the Michigan Militia!”
Mike: “Kinda casual—this is like a Lake Wobegon witch-burning.”
I saw this experiment for the first time last week, and for first time viewers, it’s very important that you know that the titular death ray was built for peaceful purposes.
Tom: “So it’s a peaceful death ray.”
Mike: “I restate again, it’s for peaceful purposes.”
Crow: “Again, peaceful purposes.”
(Guy with glasses shooting a machine gun) Mike: “This is my favorite part of my job!”
Crow: “And, more butts.”
Mike: “Abe Lincoln is Time Cop.”
Tom: “I want Jefferson Davis dead! I want his family dead!”
Crow: “Bart Fargo is…hard to watch.”
Mike as Bart: “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’ve seen this all in James Bond movies, so..”
Tom: “I think having a house with wall-mounted machine guns shows a fear of intimacy.”