Somehow, me and my dogs ended up going by the same nicknames. Which ended up being quite a few
The trap had a ghastly perfection. If someone told you you’d go to hell if you thought about seeing your mother naked, you’d eventually do it. And why? Because you did not want to imagine your mother naked. Because you did not want to go to hell. Because, if given a knife and a hand in which to hold it, the mind would eventually eat itself. Not because it wanted to, because it did not want to..
Stephen King “The Gunslinger”    
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger. Stephen King.    
In the end we are reduced to saying ‘it seemed like a good idea at the time’
Stephen King - Foreword for The Gunslinger    
Well,” Eddie said, “What was behind Door Number One wasn’t so hot, and what was behind Door Number Two was even worse, so now, instead of quitting like sane people, we’re going to go right ahead and check out Door Number Three. The way things have been going, I think it’s likely to be something like Godzilla or Ghidra the Three-Headed Monster, but I’m an optimist. I’m still hoping for the stainless steel cookware.
Eddie Dean    
He had no trouble accepting the idea that some people could go long periods of time without talking to each other, but he did not think he would ever understand it.
Stephen King. “The Dark Tower IV: Wizard And Glass”.    
I shiver, thinking how easy it is to be totally wrong about people, to see one tiny part of them and confuse it for the whole.
Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall (via halliwellz)    





Healthier Alternatives to your eating habits.

I haven’t tried all of these, so I can’t vouch.  I know for my tuna salad that I make I do a mix of olive oil and mustard instead of mayo, but I don’t know in what universe Mustart is a straight up alternative to Mayonnaise.

For Salads, Avocado and Almonds are a great way to beef up the salad without adding bread!


All BrBa fans respectfully decline.

food hack: don’t be a member of a lower socio-economic class & have constant access to a well-stocked (organic inclusive) supermarket

THANK YOU. This post made me irritated from the start because Quinoa is problematic as all get out and also mustard and mayo are not interchangable, but then it just kept on with this stupid classist bs. And btw almonds are primarily fat so the issue with them vs croutons is actually that there’s less refined flour, but how about you put neither on your salad?

i like how this started with the most infamous example of organic food market gone bad and just got more and more baffling. half of these don’t make any goddamn sense and some are just dumb.

If you’re a Kanye West fan, you’re not a fan of me, you’re a fan of yourself. You will believe in yourself. I’m just the espresso. I’m just a shot in the morning to get you going, to make you believe you can overcome the situation that you’re dealing with all the time.

Kanye West during his BBC Radio 1 interview with Zane Low (x)


Perhaps a sin that humbles you is better than a good deed that makes you arrogant
Hamza Yusuf  (via brainsoulconscious)    
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
Elizabeth Taylor (via klloydbanks)